When people make fun of me for being an old person trapped in a young person’s body...

(Because…I have a vinyl jazz collection for my record player. I drink mass quantities of tea. I love history, photography, museums, and farmers’ markets. I find smelling books and exploring nature more appealing than bar-hopping. I can crochet you a beautiful scarf. And I have the responsible, honest, virtuous-ness of Steve Rogers.)