TV TUESDAY

"…That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life!! No wonder you get D’s in everything! You’re afraid to try because you’re afraid your brain is going to explode and it’s going to ooze out of your ears. Now I’m telling you, you are going to try as hard as you can. And you’re going to do it BECAUSE I SAID SO. I am your father. I brought you into this world, and I’ll take you out!"