Things we learned from last night's How I Met Your Mother...

Never take a man’s accidental curly fry.

There is no universal guy rule that constitutes how long you have to wait to call a girl after meeting her.

Even if you love a book, don’t spend weeks describing every nook, cranny, and fact from it to your friends.

Always give love a chance, even if you’re in a weird place after a bad break-up. It can’t be as weird as a Scottish-Mexican fusion restaurant.

When someone asks, “What are you doing?” Respond: 

You will be shocked when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. So, when you find someone you wanna keep around, you do something about it.

And lastly, HIMYM ends in two weeks…