November 19, 2013: Today marks the 150 anniversary of the Gettysburg Address.

Weekend Update: Jebidiah Atkinson

But, as we know from patriot and speech critic, Jebidiah Atkinson, some people were NOT A FAN! of Lincoln's speech.

"Four snores and seven yawns ago this critic watched the President's address and, let's be honest Abe, you dropped a real lincoln log. You know what the real Gettysburg Address is? 115 West Boring Street.

And then there's the venue. A field?! Great acoustics. Sorry if I couldn't hear you...I was in the second row.

What's to like about it?

The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here...OMPF! With dialogue that clunky I'm surprised he got shot by an actor.

*little audience response* OH! Too Soon?! Get Over It!

I do not like Lincoln at all. Too lanky, big nose, and don't even get me started on that beard. What was her name? Mary Todd."