Game of Thrones: “The Dance of Dragons”

Stannis and his troops had their tents, food, and weapons burned in a secret attack under the cover of darkness. Hmmm…I wonder who did that?

The look on Jon Snow’s face when the men of the Night’s Watch finally opened the gate for him and the wildlings:

Davos and Princess Shireen’s relationship is too precious for this world!!

Can I just say how much I LOVE Doran Martell, Prince of Dorne. He is so wise, patient, thoughtful, calculating, and compassionate. He has always done what is right and just and fair, even if that means arresting his own nieces. In my opinion, he is one of the few sane, smart people on the show. Somebody make him King of the Seven Kingdoms!  

Jaime and Bronn were set free. And, doubly awesome, Doran decided to send Trystane and Myrcella to Westeros. 

There’s just one tiny little problem. I’m pretty sure they should stay in Dorne because there’s nothing to go back to. 

Seriously, Jaime’s gonna come back all ‘Honey! I’m home!’

And Westeros is just going to be like…

Arya is letting her own past feelings distract her from her first assassination assignment and she’s going to use the vial, instead, to kill Ser Meryn and fulfill her own Kill List. As we all know Ser Meryn killed Syrio, Arya’s old sword instructor, beat Arya’s sister Sansa, and is a pedophile who violates little girls…Sicko. 

Good on Arya if she ends up killing him. He totally deserves it…

BUT, Arya is supposed to be faceless. She cannot carry any of her past self with her, that’s why she had to give up her possessions and become a master of lying and deception. 

Why do I feel like the Faceless Men will not be happy with her deviating from her mission of killing The Thin Man? I think she’s going to come to regret her act of revenge…

Me when Shireen told Stannis that she wanted to help him in any way she could and then he said, “Forgive me,” and I knew what was coming…

STANNIS, WHAT THE H***?!?! What kind of sick-a** person kills his own sweet-smart-perfect daughter as a “sacrifice” to the Lord of Light to win a war?!

I wouldn’t normally say this, but, under the circumstances, I hope Ramsey gets his mentally-unstable hands on you, Stannis.

Tyrion, Dany, Daario, & Hizdahr’s little debate during the pit fighting was dialogue writing GOLD. And, as always, Tyrion is the Sass Master!

Ser Jorah defeated all the men in the fighting arena and then proceeded to javelin a spear into a Son of the Harpy that attempted to murder Daenarys…

Also, where the world did all those Sons of the Harpy come from?!

When Hizdahr zo Loraq aka Lionel Ritchie aka Lenny Kravitz aka Daenerys’-fiancee-that-no-one-liked got shanked…

Tyrion saved Missandei…

DROGON FOR THE WIN!!!! That dragon just annihilated a ton of the Sons of the Harpy!

And then Daenerys just turned into the Dragon Whisperer and rode off on Drogon into the sunset like…

Although, she better hope that there aren’t any Sons of the Harpy left in that arena because she left all the people she’s closest to, her friends and counselors, to fend for themselves.

Here’s hoping Daario, Missandei, Jorah, and Tyrion are alright.