"The Delicious Dish" NPR skit - Saturday Night Live (Season 28, Episode 9)

Original Air Date: Dec 12, 1998 


Pete Schweddy: Well, over at Season’s Eatings, we have Balls for every taste. Popcorn Balls, Cheese Balls, Rum Balls.. you name it.

Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow! My mouth’s watering just thinking about those Balls!

Teri Rialto: It’s been years since I’ve seen any Balls.

Pete Schweddy: Would you like to see my Balls now?

Margeret Jo McCullen: Yeah. Whip them out.

Teri Rialto: Mmm.. wow.. you have some beautiful Balls..

Margeret Jo McCullen: They’re bigger than I expected.

Pete Schweddy: A lot of people tell me that.

Teri Rialto: Can I touch your Balls.

Pete Schweddy: Go ahead. But be careful, they’re very delicate.

Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow. I can’t wait to get my mouth around his Balls.

Teri Rialto: Ooh.. I like the way your Balls smell..

Pete Schweddy: Do whatever you want to, ladies. My Balls are here for your pleasure.

Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow, Pete.. I have to say - your Balls are so tender..

Pete Schweddy: Well, there’s no beating my Balls. They’re made from a secret Schweddy Family recipe. No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.