Ted and Don fight. (“Imagine if every time Ginger Rogers jumped in the air Fred Astaire punched her in the face.” // “I don’t want HIS juice. I want MY juice." “It’s all your juice.")
Peggy and Stan.
Bob Benson is gay.
Bob Benson likes Pete.
Sally caught Don and Sylvia with their pants down.
Man, all these crazy, tension-filled scenes are stressing me out.
This is what it must feel like to be a Game of Thrones fan…
Except, you know, with more alcohol, and less…death.